Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

Dont read this joke

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

dead dibbs

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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