A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Niall Horan

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Anti Joke

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