Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

There once was a man from Nantucket.

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

I agree

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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