2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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69

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Neil Lewis

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a black man pays his child support

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^ That's not even funny ^

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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