- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

are you saying pam, or pan?

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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