Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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