- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Water? I hardly know her.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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