- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Your mother just died.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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