Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Title IX

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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