- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

hola said the chinese man

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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