- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Knock knock.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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