Who has no penis Religious Believers

black chicken. kfc

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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