What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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