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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

A man penetrates another man.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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