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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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