What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Kevin and Ramin

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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