- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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