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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What's the difference between? Your mom.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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