- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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