Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

fridge

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

girls basketball

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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