- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

You idiot.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

A dog was barking at a tree

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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