Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Poop.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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