- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Golf.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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