Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Your face

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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