There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

[Set up] [No punch line]

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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