- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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