- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

A man walks into a vagina

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

my wife out of the kitchen

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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