- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

if you don't like this you're gay

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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