Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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kennah campion when she talks

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Ben Corbishley

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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