- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

I'm Coming

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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