Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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