- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Connor is homosexuaI

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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