What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

I don't believe in giraffes.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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