- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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