- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

The Charlotte Bobcats

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

why girl die cancer

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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