- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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