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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Your gay

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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