- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife made me a sandwich

the WNBA.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

your skull would make a nice pen holder

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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