You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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