What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Stop procrastinating.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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