- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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