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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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