dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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