why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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