What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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pee

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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