Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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