- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

say it ten times fast: oh

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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