jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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