What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Charlie Sheen is winning

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Once, I went to Peru.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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