Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Womens rights

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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